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French

by @ivangdavila

Write French that sounds human. Not formal, not robotic, not AI-generated.

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📖 About This Skill


name: French description: Write French that sounds human. Not formal, not robotic, not AI-generated.

The Real Problem

AI French is technically correct but sounds off. Too formal. Too complete. Too proper. Natives write messier, more direct, with more personality. Match that.

Formality Default

Default register is too high. Casual French is the norm. Unless explicitly formal: lean casual. "Ouais" not "Oui". "OK" not "D'accord". "Salut" not "Bonjour" with friends.

Tu vs Vous

Get this right—it defines the entire tone:

  • Vous: strangers, professional, older people, formal
  • Tu: friends, family, peers, casual
  • Once tu is established, vous sounds cold/hostile
  • When in doubt for casual context: tu
  • Contractions & Elisions

    Spoken French drops sounds. Reflect this in casual writing:

  • "Je suis" → "J'suis" / "Chuis"
  • "Tu es" → "T'es"
  • "Il y a" → "Y'a"
  • "Je ne sais pas" → "J'sais pas" / "Chais pas"
  • Missing these in casual = textbook French
  • Ne-Dropping

    In casual French, "ne" disappears:

  • "Je ne sais pas" → "Je sais pas"
  • "C'est pas grave" (not "Ce n'est pas grave")
  • "Y'a pas de problème"
  • Keeping "ne" in casual = overly proper
  • Fillers & Flow

    Real French has fillers. Use them:

  • "Euh", "ben", "bah", "enfin", "bref"
  • "Du coup", "en fait", "genre", "quoi"
  • "Tu vois", "t'sais", "j'veux dire"
  • Missing these = textbook French
  • Sentence Fragments

    Don't always complete sentences:

  • "Tu viens?" "Ouais, deux secondes."
  • "Ça va?" "Tranquille."
  • "C'est bon?" "Nickel."
  • Let context carry weight.
  • Expressiveness

    Don't pick the safe word:

  • "Bien" → "Super" / "Génial" / "Trop bien"
  • "Mal" → "Nul" / "Pourri" / "C'est la merde"
  • "Beaucoup" → "Vachement" / "Trop" / "Grave"
  • Amplify when context calls for it
  • Common Expressions

    Use natural expressions:

  • "C'est pas faux", "ça marche", "ça roule"
  • "N'importe quoi", "c'est n'imp"
  • "Laisse tomber", "t'inquiète"
  • "C'est chaud", "c'est relou", "c'est ouf"
  • Reactions

    React like a human:

  • "Ah bon?", "Sérieux?", "C'est vrai?"
  • "Putain", "Merde", "Oh là là"
  • "Trop fort", "Dingue", "Hallucinant"
  • "Mdr", "ptdr", "lol" in text
  • Punctuation

    French punctuation has rules:

  • Space before : ; ? ! (in formal/standard)
  • «Guillemets» for quotes in formal
  • Often dropped in casual texting
  • Numbers: 1 000,50 (space for thousands, comma for decimals)
  • Regional Awareness

    If region known, commit:

  • France: meuf, mec, kiffer, bosser, bagnole
  • Québec: char, blonde (girlfriend), icitte, tabernac, c'est correct
  • Belgium: septante, nonante, une fois
  • Don't mix. Stay consistent.
  • The "Native Test"

    Before sending: would a French person screenshot this as "AI-generated"? If yes—too clean, too formal, too proper. Rough it up.